Curmudgeon Quarters

Yours truly, Ellis
Head Curmudgeon

cur-mud geon \, ker-'mej-eun (origin unknown)

1. archaic: a crusty, ill-tempered, curlish old man

2. modern: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense

and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit

of pointing out the unpleasant facts in an engaging

and humorous manner